“Would you rather” is the perfect game for evenings with friends, played for decades and which has always given rise to unsolvable dilemmas. It involves asking a question with two possible answers, and each must choose the option they prefer. If you thought that choosing between a biscuit or a croissant was difficult it is because you have not yet seen the “Would you rather” questions that we propose to you.

“Would You Rather” is one of the simplest games around. It has the players giving two options that are totally contradictory, so everyone in the group picks one option.” Continue to read down below where you’ll find the best would you rather questions for game nights to play with your friends.

Would you rather questions dirty

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One of the most fun games to play when you are together with friends is Would You Rather. Everyone can play, the rules are simple, and you can learn a lot about what a person finds most important to them. But the hardest questions are the funniest, because you tear your friends and family apart and make them really think. If you’ve never heard of this game, it’s really pretty simple. The rules are: someone asks you a question with two different scenarios. Decide which situation you would prefer to do / have. Read down below would you rather questions dirty and have fun at game night.

🔅Would you rather eat nothing but salad or nothing but dessert for a week?

🔅Would you rather sleep on a mattress without sheets or shower without a curtain or shower door?

🔅Would you rather bet all your money playing poker or on a racehorse?

🔅Would you rather work in retail for Black Friday sales or in a restaurant for Mother’s Day?

🔅Would you rather cook the family pet and serve it to unsuspecting guests or eat the pet yourself?

🔅Would you rather live with a very weird (but safe) stranger or with a friend and their partner who fight all the time?

🔅Would you rather hike to a mountain peak or deep dive to a sunken ship?

🔅Would you rather live in a van you can park anywhere or in a condominium with lots of by-laws?

🔅Would you rather not cut your fingernails or your toenails for a year?

🔅Would you rather clean someone else’s dirty toilet or refrigerator?

🔅Would you rather watch the news or stoner movies for 24 hours straight?

🔅Would you rather invite your most annoying relative over to dinner or go over to dinner at their home?

🔅Would you rather live right next to a huge stadium or the airport?

🔅Would you rather dress in your partner’s clothes or have your partner dress and style your outfit?

🔅Would you rather always wear clothes that were slightly too tight or slightly too big?

🔅Would you rather free jump off a cliff or climb down the same cliff without any equipment?

🔅Would you rather have to announce every time you are going fart or fart extremely loudly every time?

🔅Would you rather swim with sharks or spend the night in a forest with mountain lions?

🔅Would you rather use your ID photo as your profile photo or post your last test conversation to social media?

🔅Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?

🔅Would you rather cook in a restaurant that only serves food you can’t eat or work as a bartender when you can’t drink alcohol?

🔅Would you rather spend the night in a seedy motel or in your car?

🔅Would you rather lick your grandma’s toes or let your grandma watch you lick someone else’s toes?

🔅Would you rather walk on ice or hot cement with bare feet?

🔅Would you rather go to a rave and stay till the last song or go to a bar and stay till last call?

🔅Would you rather wear the same white t-shirt and jeans for every occasion or always dress in full glamour attire?

🔅Would you rather live by the beach but not be allowed in the water or live by a mountain but not be allowed to do winter sports?

🔅Would you rather punch a wall full force or get punched in the chest?

🔅Would you rather go to bed without eating dinner or not eat all day until dinner?

🔅Would you rather only listen to your least favorite genre of music or watch your least favorite genre of movie?

🔅Would you rather move somewhere you had never visited or never be allowed to move house again (although you can still travel for vacation)?

🔅Would you rather marry the most boring person you know or the most intense and demanding person you know?

🔅Would you rather live the life of a nun or an exotic dancer for one week?

🔅Would you rather eat potato chip flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored potato chips?

🔅Would you rather everyone was taller or stronger than you?

🔅Would you rather drink all the half empty drinks or smoke all the cigarette butts the day after a big crazy party?

🔅Would you rather not be able to buy coffee or get takeout for a month?

🔅Would you rather make a museum exhibition of your middle school photos or google search history?

🔅Would you rather pay $5 every time you insult someone or every time you tell a lie?

🔅Would you rather be the only one drunk at the family reunion or be the only one sober?

🔅Would you rather have a pet you’re allergic to or have a pet you don’t really like?

🔅Would you rather go on a silent nonspeaking retreat for a week or go on a long weekend vacation with someone who never shuts up?

🔅Would you rather get caught looking at something “adult only” online by your parents or by your boss?

🔅Would you rather not shower for a week or 3 times a day for a week?

🔅Would you rather marry someone you just met or never get married at all?

🔅Would you rather teach a water aerobics class to teenagers or a hip hop dance class to the elderly?

🔅Would you rather have a personal meeting with your boss or with your mother’s religious leader everyday?

🔅Would you rather work as a bouncer at a trashy nightclub or as a personal assistant to a high-profile, out-of-touch celebrity?

🔅Would you rather live in a historic war movie or a dystopian future movie?

🔅Would you rather not eat sugar or salt for a month?

🔅Would you rather have a dog that looks like a baby or a baby that looks like a dog?

🔅Would you rather have a tooth pulled that didn’t need to be or leave a tooth that needed to be pulled?

🔅Would you rather cook a different meal for each member of your family every night or never get to choose what’s for dinner?

🔅Would you rather ride a skateboard or walk on your hands everywhere you went?

🔅Would you rather accidentally eat a special brownie before dinner with your parents or before you have an important day at work?

🔅Would you rather get struck by lightning or picked up by a tornado?

🔅Would you rather eat a head of raw garlic or a raw onion?

🔅Would you rather always get the wrong coffee order or never get coffee at all?

Would you rather questions for adults

How well do you know your team members? You probably know how they work, what their strengths and weaknesses are, or what time they are online and available. But do you know what their favorite movie is or where they come from? What about the artist they listened to the most this year or their favorite café? Start breaking the ice with some games to get to know new team members, ask fun questions to strengthen team spirit or propose team building activities to increase the cohesion of remote teams. With these would you rather questions for adults, everything will be easier.

🥰️Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren? 

🥰️Would you rather lose your ability to speak or the ability to hear for your entire life? 

🥰️Would you rather live in a real haunted house or in the middle of a dessert? 

🥰️Would you rather end world hunger or stop crime all over the United States? 

🥰️Would you rather have a daughter have Hulk powers or a son with Beyonce’s talent? 

🥰️Would you rather work more hours a day, but have longer weekends or work fewer hours a day with more workdays? 

🥰️Would you rather have more money or more time? 

🥰️Would you rather get your wisdom teeth pulled or your butt cheeks pierced? 

🥰️Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull or the cowboy who rides the bull? 

🥰️Would you rather get a paper cut every time you read a book or get a free pair of Jordans? 

🥰️Would you rather have cookies or cake? 

🥰️Would you rather master a musical instrument or have a photographic memory? 

🥰️Would you rather have your own robot or a private jet? 

🥰️Would you rather be always cold or always hot? 

🥰️Would you rather have a pet skunk that sprayed you once a month or a pet porcupine that quilled you once a month? 

🥰️Would you rather still be bathed in maple syrup by your mother or by your grandmother? 

🥰️Would you rather experience the world beginning or ending? 

🥰️Would you rather use boiling water as eye drops or gargle with sour milk? 

🥰️Would you rather have baby vomit on you or vomit on a baby? 

🥰️Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut? 

🥰️Would you rather know the world’s secrets or live ignorantly forever? 

🥰️Would you rather get married to a zombie or give birth to a zombie? 

🥰️Would you rather lose all of the money you’ve earned this year or lose all of the memories you’ve gained this year? 

🥰️Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?Would you rather have a horses tail or a unicorn horn? 

🥰️Would you rather sneeze chocolate or have your tears taste like cheese? 

🥰️Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life? 

🥰️Would you rather go to the amusement park or spend a day with your favorite cartoon character? 

🥰️Would you rather eat a dead pigeon or eat a dead dove? 

🥰️Would you rather be attacked by an insane murderer or be given a million dollars every day for the rest of your life? 

🥰️Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die? 

🥰️Would you rather have good grades or be good at sports? 

🥰️Would you rather dine alone or watch a good movie by yourself? 

🥰️Would you rather be insulted by Gordon Ramsay for 10 seconds or receive unlimited text messages from Donald Trump for 10 days? 

🥰️Would you rather be super strong or have x ray vision? 

🥰️Would you rather be the world’s best actress or singer? 

🥰️Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on? 

🥰️Would you rather pee through your mouth every time or have your best friend pee into your mouth one time? 

🥰️Would you rather drink water from a vase that has 2-week old flowers, or eat a giant 3-foot spiderweb? 

🥰️Would you rather eat only cheese for 1 year or not be able to eat cheese for 1 year? 

🥰️Would you rather the aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic? 

🥰️Would you rather live by “Hakuna Matata” or “YOLO”? 

🥰️Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout? 

🥰️Would you rather have an odd-shaped nose or odd-shaped ears? 

🥰️Would you rather be the person who flips the switch during executions or be the judge who decides who should be executed? 

🥰️Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe? 

🥰️Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible? 

🥰️Would you rather eat a stranger’s toenails clippings once a week or have everything smell like rotten eggs? 

🥰️Always hit a red light for the rest of your life or always get slow internet after the sun goes down? 

🥰️Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard? 

🥰️Would you rather wear pants 3 sizes too big or shoes 3 sizes too small? 

🥰️Would you rather ace a job interview at your dream job or go on a date with the hottest person you know? 

🥰️Would you rather it rain marshmallows or skittles? 

🥰️Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told? 

🥰️Would you rather become 5 years older or 2 years younger? 

🥰️Would you rather become an unknown superhero or a famous average person in history books? 

🥰️Would you rather be a tissue paper or toilet paper? 

🥰️Would you rather always have the urge to pee or have to always wear a diaper?Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life? 

🥰️Would you rather speak to animals or know other people’s thoughts? 

🥰️Would you rather be the smartest person or the funniest person? 

🥰️Would you rather wear a clown wig or clown shoes every day? 

🥰️Would rather have 100 duck-sized elephants or 1 elephant-sized duck? 

🥰️Would you rather be a genius and know everything or be amazing at any activity you tried? 

🥰️Would you rather be without elbows or knees? 

🥰️Would you rather be in a ballet class or a salsa class?Would you rather have an extra toe or extra finger? 

Would you rather questions funny

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😂Would you rather be famous on the internet or in real life? 

😂Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature or an airborne creature? 

😂Would you rather be able to control animals or be able to see into the future? 

😂Would you rather accidentally like an old photo of your ex on Instagram or accidentally send a sext to your mom? 

😂Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public? 

😂Would you rather be physically stronger than most people or be able to fly? 

😂Would you rather be able to shrink down to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a skyscraper? 

😂Would you rather only be able to watch one show for the rest of your life or only be able to watch the first episode of any show for the rest of your life? 

😂Would you rather stub your toe or get a paper cut? 

😂Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut? 

😂Would you rather wear a green leprechaun hat every day or fairy wings? 

😂Would you rather sneeze every time you say hi or have the urge to pee every time you ask a question? 

😂Would you rather have five half-sized clones of yourself or one full-sized clone of yourself? 

😂Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe? 

😂Would you rather have your books read by a few hundred people or a few million people? 

😂Would you rather live forever with an eyelash in your eye or spinach in your teeth? 

😂Would you rather get your wisdom teeth pulled or your butt cheeks pierced? 

😂Would you rather have a monkey as a pet or a pet chameleon? 

😂Would you rather be a high school teacher or a clown? 

😂Would you rather wear a constantly changing outfit or a constantly changing hairstyle? 

😂Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet? 

😂Would you rather get a face tattoo of something of your choosing or a tattoo in a discreet area chosen by someone else? 

😂Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader? 

😂Would you rather your pet be able to speak to you but not understand what you’re saying or your pet understand every word you say but not be able to speak? 

😂Would you rather watch your most embarrassing childhood moment on a one-hour loop every month or remember it once every day for the rest of your life? 

😂Would you rather go without shampoo for the rest of your life or toothpaste for the rest of your life? 

😂Would you rather be trapped in a romatic comedy with your enemies or trapped a a horror movie with your friends? 

😂Would you rather go without deodorant the day you meet your celebrity crush or run into them when you just rolled out of bed? 

😂Would you rather give up chocolate for a year or your smartphone for a month? 

😂Would you rather have to always hop around on one foot or have to always squat? 

😂Would you rather eat foods that have never been cooked or only eat cooked foods? 

😂Would you rather have a hamster-sized dog or a dog-sized hamster? 

😂Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon? 

😂Would you rather have to hunt for everything you eat or eat only McDonald’s for every meal? 

😂Would you rather take care of the Beast from Beauty and the Beast for the rest of your life or have Gaston as your boyfriend? 

😂Would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe with no powers or be a Death Eater? 

😂Would you rather have a face that everyone laughs at or a name that everyone laughs at? 

😂Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you’re having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries? 

😂Would you rather date your best friend or someone you don’t know? 

😂Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout? 

😂Would you rather wear jeans one size too small or shoes two sizes too big? 

😂Would you rather lose the ability to use GPS for the rest of your life or lose the ability to use a credit card? 

😂Would you rather be forced to sing along to every song that you hear or be forced to dance along to every song that you hear? 

😂Would you rather go a year with no eyelashes or go a year with no eyebrows? 

😂Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or have to speak in riddles for the rest of your life? 

😂Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat mayonnaise? 

😂Would you rather be forced to dance all day, every day, until you get a perfect score on “Dancing with the Stars”, or be forced to eat mashed potatoes until you get a perfect score on “Beat the Chefs”? 

😂Would you rather never be able to shower again or not be able to shave your legs? 

😂Would you rather have a time machine or a teleporter? 

😂Would you rather live in reality for the rest of your life or be in the matrix for the rest of your life? 

😂Would you rather never have a life without air conditioning or never be able to use deodorant? 

😂Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park? 

😂Would you rather have to always wear heavy boots or have to never be able to wear shoes? 

😂Would you rather have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head forever or the jingle from your least favorite commercial? 

😂Would you rather be forced to listen to the same 10 songs on repeat for the rest of your life or forced to watch the same 5 movies on repeat for the rest of your life? 

😂Would you rather only be able to communicate via emojis or only be able to communicate via slang words? 

😂Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month or a book club that meets every day? 

😂Would you rather have to shave your head or to have your nose pierced? 

😂Would you rather always say what you’re thinking or never be able to speak again? 

😂Would you rather fight 1,000 ant-sized bulls or one bull-sized ant? 

😂Would you rather live in a country with a low cost of living but horrible weather or live in a country with a high cost of living and amazing weather? 

😂Would you rather always have bad gas or always have really dry mouth?

Good would you rather questions

Having friends and learning about each other can make your friendship stronger and more interesting. Some questions you can ask each other can be serious while others can be just for fun. If you’ve known your friend for a long time, or maybe you’re a childhood friend, and want to ask deeper, more personal questions. Use these good would you rather questions to get to know your friend better.

💡Would you rather have chapped lips you can never get rid of or dandruff you can never get rid of? 

💡Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life? 

💡Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again? 

💡Would you rather have Rambo or The Terminator on your side? 

💡Would you rather have nosy neighbors or noisy neighbors? 

💡Would you rather know when you’re going to die or how you’re going to die? 

💡Would you rather lose the ability to read or the ability to speak? 

💡Would you rather have to kiss every person you meet or never kiss your partner again? 

💡Would you rather have all of your Google searches or all of the photos on your phone made public? 

💡Would you rather wear sweatpants every day for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again? 

💡Would you rather speak only in a baby voice for a day or only be spoken to in a baby voice for a day? 

💡Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages? 

💡For your birthday, would you rather receive cash or gifts? 

💡Would you rather have x-ray vision or magnified hearing? 

💡Would you rather be an Olympic gold medalist or a Nobel Peace Prize winner? 

💡Would you rather be proposed to in private or in front of family and friends? 

💡Would you rather eat the same meal every day for the rest of your life or never get to eat out again? 

💡Would you rather be able to control your own emotions or be able to control other people’s emotions? 

💡Would you rather have a cook or a maid? 

💡Would you rather be too busy or be bored? 

💡Would you rather be captured by pirates or Old West bad guys? 

💡Would you rather explore space or the ocean? 

💡Would you rather have to shower every day in scalding hot water or in freezing cold water? 

💡Would you rather never be able to die or have to relive your death over and over for all of eternity? 

💡Would you rather listen to music from the ’70s or music from today? 

💡Would you rather spend the night in a luxury hotel room or camping surrounded by beautiful scenery? 

💡Would you rather meet George Washington or the current president? 

💡Would you rather have a backstage pass to see your favorite artist or a ticket to a premiere with your favorite actor? 

💡Would you rather be extremely wealthy but only able to walk everywhere or broke but able to travel anywhere in the world? 

💡Would you feel worse if no one showed up to your wedding or to your funeral? 

💡Would you rather lose your keys or your cell phone? 

💡Would you rather become someone else or just stay you? 

💡Would you rather have to wear a bib every time you go out to eat or drink from a sippy cup every time you’re at a bar? 

💡Would you rather eat a meal of cow tongue or octopus? 

💡Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone who talks incessantly? 

💡Would you rather be the youngest or the oldest sibling? 

💡Would you rather have the power of invisibility or be able to fly? 

💡Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator? 

💡Would you rather be a kid your whole life or an adult your whole life? 

💡Would you rather be without internet for a week, or without your phone? 

💡Would you rather give up brushing your hair or brushing your teeth for the rest of your life? 

💡Would you rather be your own boss or work for someone else? 

💡Would you rather have a 10-hour dinner with a headstrong politician from an opposing party, or attend a 10-hour concert for a music group you detest? 

💡Would you rather have to sew all your clothes or grow your own food? 

💡Would you rather glow bright pink every time you’re attracted to someone or glow bright red every time someone annoys you? 

💡Would you rather work in a group or work alone? 

💡Would you rather live at the top of a tall NYC apartment building or at the top of a mountain? 

💡Would you rather go to a movie or to dinner alone? 

💡Would you rather watch the big game at home or live at the stadium. 

💡Would you rather burb soap bubbles when you’re drunk or have your hair turn green when you’re drunk? 

💡Would you rather read an awesome book or watch a good movie? 

💡Would you rather have a desk job or an outdoor job? 

💡Would you rather get lost in the wilderness or in a dangerous city? 

💡Would you rather go deep-sea diving or bungee jumping? 

💡Would you rather own a car with a horn that plays “YMCA” every time you touch it or own a car with your kid’s favorite cartoon painted on the side? 

💡Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a terribly slow internet connection? 

💡Would you rather sell all your possessions and hit the road in an R.V. or have everything you want at your fingertips and never be able to travel? 

💡Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren? 

💡Would you rather be Batman or Spiderman? 

💡Would you rather never use the internet again or never fly on an airplane again? 

💡Would you rather never have to wait in line or always have a parking spot? 

💡Would you rather pay for sex or be paid to have sex? 

💡Would you rather be the most popular person at work or school or the smartest? 

💡Would you rather make decent money doing what you love or get rich from a job that you hate? 

💡Would you rather let your boss or your parents see your full internet history? 

💡Would you rather have psychic powers or the ability to remember every fact you learn? 

💡Would you rather put a stop to war or end world hunger? 

💡Would you rather have to wear wet socks every day or only be allowed to wash your hair once a year? 

💡Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything? 

💡Would you rather hear the good news or the bad news first? 

💡Would you rather walk through Disneyland wearing a shirt with your most embarrassing childhood nickname on it or go to your class reunion with a big zit? 

💡Would you rather sing your favorite song all by yourself in front of an arena full or people or just in front of the original artist alone? 

💡Would you rather lose a finger or have a headache every day for the rest of your life? 

💡Would you rather wear hideous glasses that are perfect for your eyesight or flattering ones that make your vision a tiny bit blurry? 

💡Would you rather lose your vision or your hearing? 

💡Would you rather go on a cruise with friends or with your spouse? 

💡Would you rather sing everything you say or dance every time you walk? 

💡Would you rather be on a survival reality show or dating game show? 

💡Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long? 

💡Would you rather have more time or more money? 

💡Would you rather work more hours per day, but fewer days or work fewer hours per day, but more days? 

💡Would you rather get rich through hard work or through winning the lottery? 

💡Would you rather be too hot or too cold? 

💡Would you rather make a phone call or send a text? 

Hard would you rather questions

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Sometimes, even if we’ve known someone for a long time, that doesn’t mean we know everything about them. Maybe there are questions you’ve never thought about asking, or you’ve always been curious about some of the answers to these questions but were too afraid to ask! Setting the scene with a game night with a new or old friend to ask these questions will be the perfect way to get to know each other a little better or just for yourself. Use these hard would you rather questions and have fun by getting to know better a friend or someone new.

🧩Would you rather live where it is constantly winter or where it is constantly summer? 

🧩Would you rather have your first child when you are 18 or 40? 

🧩Would you rather be known as a one-hit wonder for a novel or a song? 

🧩Would you rather mentally or physically never age? 

🧩Would you rather be known for your intelligence or your good looks? 

🧩Would you rather be locked in an amusement park or a library? 

🧩Would you rather spend two weeks stuck in a psychiatric hospital or stuck in an airport? 

🧩Would you rather your kids wear a uniform to school or clothing of their choice? 

🧩Would you rather live in Antarctica or the Sahara Dessert? 

🧩Would you rather end hunger or hatred? 

🧩Would you rather take an action-packed European vacation or spend two weeks at the same Caribbean resort? 

🧩Would you rather sing a song in front of complete strangers or your closest friends? 

🧩Would you rather go without TV or junk food for the rest of your life? 

🧩Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or fly through the air? 

🧩Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or lazing on the beach? 

🧩Would you rather be a part of an arranged marriage or spend your life as a single person? 

🧩Would you rather be stuck on a train or a bus? 

🧩Would you rather have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your luggage? 

🧩Would you rather have the details of your financial life or your love life be made public? 

🧩Would you rather spend the day with your favorite athlete or your favorite movie star? 

🧩Would you rather have an unlimited gift certificate to a restaurant or a clothing store? 

🧩Would you rather be a little late or way too early? 

🧩Would you rather sing like an opera star or cook like a gourmet chef? 

🧩Would you rather eat pizza or ice cream as the only food for eternity? 

🧩Would you rather meet the president of the United States or a movie star? 

🧩Would you rather have a family of 12 children or never be able to have children at all? 

🧩Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear every conversation around you? 

🧩Would you rather be in your pajamas or a suit all day? 

🧩Would you rather be an unknown major league baseball player or a famous badminton star? 

🧩Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one? 

🧩Would you rather date someone you met online or go on a blind date? 

🧩Would you rather be 4’5” or 7’7”? 

🧩If you had to give up one thing for the rest of your life, would it be brushing your hair or brushing your teeth? 

🧩Would you rather have the best house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a good neighborhood? 

🧩Would you rather own a house or rent a residence? 

🧩Would you rather have your debt forgiven or have guaranteed good health for a decade? 

🧩Would you rather be fluent in all languages or be a master of every musical instrument? 

🧩Would you rather travel the US and see the sights in a motorhome or by plane? 

🧩Would you rather babysit a crying infant for a day or have an unwanted houseguest for a week? 

🧩Would you rather change your eye color or your hair color? 

🧩Would you rather have many good friends or one very best friend? 

🧩Would you rather spend the night in an aquarium or in a botanical garden? 

🧩Would you rather live the rest of your life as a monk or followed continuously by paparazzi? 

🧩Would you rather be given a lifetime supply of delicious food or books? 

🧩Would you rather be filthy rich and live 400 years ago or be poor but live today? 

🧩Would you rather be gossiped about or never talked about at all? 

🧩Would you rather spend 20 years in prison and be exonerated as innocent or be put away for four years (despite your innocence) and be considered guilty forever? 

🧩Would you rather be a character in an action-packed thriller or a romantic comedy? 

🧩Would you rather own your own boat or your own plane? 

🧩Would you rather be poor and work at a job you love, or rich and work at a job you hate? 

Would you rather questions sexually

Have you ever thought about asking your lover some sexy questions? Yes, some hot questions to get to know you better and, above all, to keep the sexual arousal alive even when you are not in bed. The erotic questions to ask him can be very direct, bearing in mind that the purpose is to make your understanding more exciting. Use these would you rather questions sexually to ask your boyfriend or girlfriend.

🔥Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one would ever know or not have sex with a goat, but everyone thinks you did?

🔥Would you rather BE a sugar daddy or HAVE a sugar daddy?

🔥Would you rather never wank again or never have sex again?

🔥Would you rather have sex in bathroom of a Taco Bell or in your car in the church parking lot?

🔥Would you rather have a sex playlist that only contained Taylor Swift songs or Blink 182?

🔥Would rather never come again or never be able to have your favorite meal again?

🔥Would you rather have no sensation in your genitals or have so much sensation that it was almost painful?

🔥Would you rather only have sex in the middle of the night or right when you wake up?

🔥Would you rather only be able to do super acrobatic sex positions or only be able to do the missionary position?

🔥Would you rather receive oral sex from someone with a mouth full of hot sauce or by someone who uses their teeth (like a lot).

🔥Would you rather cry every single time you have sex or emit a blood-curdling scream at the time of climax?

🔥Would you rather sleep with someone you think is disgusting, but the sex is off-the-charts or sleep with a person your find extremely hot, but the sex sucks?

🔥Would you rather poop on your partner’s dick every single time you have anal or every time you jizz/squirt, it’s bright green?

🔥Would you rather only be able to have sex in the bathroom or only be able to have sex in the kitchen?

🔥Would you rather spend the next two weeks in a cock cage or get a daily ass paddling by Satan?

🔥Would you rather have great sex every single day, but never ever have an orgasm (again, literally ever) or never have sex again at all?

🔥Would you rather have sex with your biggest celebrity crush or your favorite porn star?

🔥Would you rather orgasm 150 times a day or never have an orgasm again?

🔥Would you rather have sex with a duck once (the have scary corkscrew penises, FYI) or shit your pants every time you orgasm?

🔥Would you rather never be able to have sex again or every single time you drink water, there’s a little drop of pee in it?

🔥Would you rather be terrible in bed or a terrible kisser?

🔥Would you rather be with someone who is so amazing in bed that every single time is life-changing, but the rest of the time you’re in a screaming fight or have decent sex, twice a month and the rest of the time your partner is your best friend?

🔥Would you rather only get horny in deeply inappropriate situations or never get horny again?

🔥Would you rather masturbate until your penis/clitoris is completely raw once or never never be allowed to touch your genitals again?

🔥Would you rather sneeze every time you orgasm or orgasm every time you sneeze?

🔥Would you rather give oral sex to your most hated ex or your mortal enemy?

🔥Would you rather have your parents see your sex tape or watch your parent’s sex tape?

🔥Would you rather accidentally send a sext to your mom or send a nude to your ex?

🔥Would you rather only have oral or only have anal for the rest of your life?

🔥Would you rather only ever be able to have sex in the morning or at night?

🔥Would you rather scream your ex’s name during sex or have your partner scream their mom’s name?

🔥Would you rather fart every time you climax or get a really intense bloody nose?

🔥Would you rather be super rich but never again be sexually satisfied, or be super sexually satisfied forever, but have zero dollars?

🔥Would you rather never have another cocktail again or never get another blowjob?

🔥Would you rather orgasm every single time you enter a grocery store or never orgasm during sex?

🔥Would you rather never watch porn again or have your mom read your porn search history?

🔥Would you rather never use sex toys again or never use a microwave again?

🔥Would you rather never have foreplay of any kind again or only have foreplay and no penetrative sex of any kind for the rest of your life?

🔥Would you rather sex always be completely dead silent during or have to scream at the top of your lungs, from start to finish, every single time you did it?

🔥Would you rather wear a romper every time you have sex (good luck making that happen, tbh) or be forced to walk around completely naked for one whole day?

🔥Would you rather only be able to have sex in public places or be confined to having sex in one specific place for the rest of your life?

🔥Would you rather have the best sex of your life for one night or mediocre sex every day for the rest of your life?

🔥Would you rather sleep with someone who has terrible body odor or who never brushes their teeth?

🔥Would you rather have someone pee on you during sex or pee on someone else during sex?

🔥Would you rather only be able to sext or only able to have Zoom sex?

🔥Would you rather never be allowed to wear underwear again or never be allowed to wear socks again?

🔥Would you rather never be able to hold hands or kiss your partner in public or only show really aggressive forms of PDA?

🔥Would you rather only be able to have romantic sex for the rest of your life or super kinky sex?

🔥Would you rather give up cheese for life or give up masturbation for life?

🔥Would you rather have sex with someone who stays completely still like a starfish or stays completely silent like they’re studying for finals?

🔥Would you rather yell out “Yes, grandma!” every single time you orgasm or have to tell your grandmother, in detail, all about your last sexual encounter from start to finish?

🔥Would you rather only ever be able to have sex in one bed for the rest of your life or never have sex in a bed ever again?

🔥Would you rather hold your partner’s face and stare into their eyes for 5 hours straight or never get to be that close to them ever again?

🔥Would you rather get sexually aroused any time your boss called or get sexually aroused any time you worked on a spreadsheet?

🔥Would you rather end up with someone who would never kiss you or would never perform oral sex on you?

🔥Would you rather only ever be on the top during sex or only ever on the bottom?

🔥Would you rather have sex that only ever lasted 3 minutes or 3 hours?

🔥Would you rather have sex with a mermaid (or merperson) whose lower body is that of a fish, or a fishperson whose upper body was fish and lower body was human?

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