The birthday is a very important day for all of us and, even if many pretend nothing has happened, it is always pleasant to receive sincere wishes. The difficulty lies, on our part, in reminding ourselves of the dates to wish our friends and relatives birthday wishes, but also in finding the right words to express our affection. 

There are many ways to say “ happy birthday! “. Sometimes we are looking for words that can excite, beautiful phrases to dedicate, original birthday gifts, others we want to amaze those we love with really special happy birthday wishes. Continue to read and choose the best funny birthday wishes for brother, sister, husband, best friends and more.

Funny birthday wishes

If you love to laugh and you like to joke with the people you care about most, the best way to congratulate them is by sending a funny wish. In this article we have collected all the most beautiful wishes of effect, funny birthday messages and happy birthday cards that make you laugh. Feel free to save, share and even edit our quotes or aphorisms.

🎁It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times! 

🎁Another year closer to getting the old citizen privileges! Happiest birthday, have a great one. 

🎁Happy birthday, dearest. Hope to live long enough to post your wrinkled face and toothless photos. 

🎁Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to. 

🎁Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday! 

🎁Happy birthday! Super glad you were born. 

🎁You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday! 

🎁The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday! 

🎁Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday! 

🎁If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars. Happy birthday! 

🎁You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday! 

🎁Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you? 

🎁If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday! 

🎁Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday! 

🎁I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday! 

🎁Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food! 

🎁Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday! 

🎁I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday! 

🎁Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday! 

🎁Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday! 

🎁Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that! 

🎁You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday! 

🎁Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adult looks good on you???? 

🎁Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting the earth forever. 

🎁Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love. 

🎁Stop counting the candles on your birthday cake- you will get tired. Have a blast today. 

🎁A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday! 

🎁You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday! 

🎁A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth. 

🎁You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway. 

🎁Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young. 

🎁Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother! 

🎁Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday! 

🎁Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday! 

🎁Happy birthday to someone who is too sweeter than sugar and spicy than Mexican chili. 

🎁You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother! 

🎁May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it. 

🎁The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though! 

🎁You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday! 

🎁It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday. 

🎁It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday! 

🎁A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity. 

🎁Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend! 

🎁Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday! 

🎁Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your butt ???? 

🎁This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother. 

🎁Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind. 

🎁A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. 

🎁For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday! 

🎁There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy. 

🎁Please get a confetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be. 

🎁I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday! 

🎁Warmest greetings on your day, if someone tries to tag you on “Oldie club” whack them with your walking stick and curse them with your toothless mouth. Have a blessed day. 

🎁I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday! 

🎁Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch. 

🎁To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday! 

🎁Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old. 

🎁Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished! 

🎁You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes for best friend

Among the special people who accompany us along the path of life, an important place is that occupied by our friends. Friends are always present in the most difficult and needy times, but also in happy and care free ones such as birthdays. Use these funny birthday wishes for best friend to wish your best friend a happy birthday along side a beautiful gift.

🎉There’s no way that your birthday can be as happy as you make me. But I hope it’s close! 

🎉Happy Birthday and congratulations on the extra wrinkle on your face! I’m so proud! 

🎉Wishing you a brainy birthday! Ample years and yet another year, you have still not grown wiser. 

🎉On this birthday, I promise not to reveal your age number to any, but then you should probably blow those numbers 2 and 8 on your cake. 

🎉You’ll never have to walk the world alone. As long as my heart beats, you’ll have me. 

🎉Perfect birthday? Good food, good drinks, great friends, and lots of birthday presents and wishes! 

🎉You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be! 

🎉There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for! 

🎉As long as I have a couch, you’ll have a couch to crash on. No matter what happens. You’ll always have a place if you need it. 

🎉You know my capability to remember all the historical years with accurate dates during our history classes? Well, your birth date was not of course, so I did not remember. Belated birthday wishes sprinkled with a sorry kept in the dungeon! 

🎉I hope you have a very hoppy birthday. Full of beers and cheers! 

🎉It is another year to your life. There must another part of your body that aches now. 

🎉I love it when it’s your birthday, because it means we have a great excuse to go out and have some fun! Let’s go celebrate! 

🎉I hope your laziness doesn’t show up while blowing the candles because I don’t want to blow your candles again. 

🎉Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited? 

🎉Eat as much as you can because God has kept your birthday as a fat-free special day for you. 

🎉You have gotten a year older today but I won’t remind you of that. You can eat my piece of cake. 

🎉The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too. 

🎉Birthdays are the days nature says us to have more portion of cakes. So move, let me eat your birthday cake. Oh, your portion too! 

🎉I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends! 

🎉Through thick and thin, you were always there for me. Just know that I’ll always be there for you when you need me. 

🎉Just imagine what you would love to listen on your birthday, what kind of gifts you would like that you will cherish it forever. Assume I did them all to you and stay happy! Happy birthday, dear! 

🎉Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend! 

🎉What is a friend? You. You is a friend. You is my best friend. Best friend is have birthday. Happy birthday. 

🎉Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less than proud moments under wraps. 

🎉Happy birthday, my friend! I hope you blow all candles yourself or I would be calling the local department for fire services this year! 

🎉Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oops… I mean… happy birthday! 

🎉Happy birthday, buddy. I truly hope you get to enjoy cake without any tooth. 

🎉It’s your day! But leave it in the capable hands of your best friends. We’ll treat you right! 

🎉Party hard on your birthday! You can always count on me to give you a night you won’t remember in the morning. 

🎉Best wishes, buddy! No matter how old you get, I’ll be the friend that keeps you feeling young and carefree with the use of tender white lies. #loveyoulots. 

🎉Today, I give you permission to illuminate candles on your favorite cake – your birthday one. You don’t have to worry, I have already informed the fire service department in this area. 

🎉Happy birthday to my best friend. I hope it is filled with awesomeness! 

🎉I made some cake for your birthday this year. It is going to be tasty and just like you want it. But then, unfortunately, I could not find a place to light enough candles. Then I remembered, oh! Your age. 

🎉This is to my best friend wishing her a best birthday. You must be happy and feel good because you look like you are 20 but you are 30 today. 

🎉May your birthday be amazingly awesome and your hangover be mercifully minor. 

🎉You have become another year old. Good luck on that! Just make sure you try not to forget your car keys. 

🎉For your birthday, I’ve gotten you something that’s gluten free, zero calories, and absolutely delightful. This happy birthday text message! 

🎉Perfect birthday checklist: family, friends, and alcohol. Enjoy! 

🎉It is your birthday, dear. You cannot stop anyone from having your favorite items for food right in front of you. 

🎉It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up! 

🎉It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays. 

🎉Let us get to reality. It gets older but never better! Wishing you a good birthday! Did I remind you? You are an exception, though. 

🎉Too many birthdays could mean you are closer to death. You had one just last year. Please stay safe because it is scientifically proven. Love you anyway! 

🎉Dear Friend, on your birthday, I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment. 

🎉It is awesome to be in the youth stage and full of energy and active. Do you even remember how it used to feel like? 

🎉If your birthday is half as amazing as you are, it’s going to be epic. Happy birthday to the best friend a person could ask for! 

🎉Hey it’s your birthday and I just wanted to let you know that you’ll never have to face a problem alone. I may not be able to solve every problem but I’ll always be here for you when you need me. 

Funny happy birthday wishes

🎊Happy birthday, mom! No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you don’t have ugly children. From, the pretty one!

🎊On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday old-timer!

🎊Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

🎊It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!

🎊Happy birthday! I think it’s great… How you used to be young.

🎊You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents. Happy Birthday!

🎊The secret to staying young is make up… Make up an age, then stick with it! Happy Birthday!

🎊You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!

🎊Happy birthday — I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!

🎊May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!

🎊You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

🎊Happy birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

🎊Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, just drink whatever’s in the glass!

🎊Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!

🎊Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

🎊Great news! You’re still alive! Happy birthday!

🎊Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy birthday!

🎊Take a look at these cute funny happy birthday wishes, then head to our list of Short Cute Quotes for more.

🎊The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet. Happy birthday!

🎊Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… Wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

🎊Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!

🎊It’s your birthday! You know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids “Get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!

🎊Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.

🎊It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.

🎊Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another!

🎊You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!

🎊It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!

🎊May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!

🎊You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy Birthday.

🎊At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober… Disappoint them. Happy Birthday!

🎊Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!

🎊Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen.

🎊Happy birthday to my brother who has the world’s greatest sister! You are so lucky haha! Hope this makes you smile and shake your head for the rest of your special day!

🎊I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!

🎊Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! (Well, I like you alright, “best” is a strong word.) Happy Birthday!

🎊To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

🎊On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything. Happy Birthday!

🎊Happiest of birthdays to she “she” to my “Nanigans”!

🎊If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. Happy Birthday!

🎊I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!

🎊Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you… But hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

🎊A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Happy birthday!

🎊Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!

🎊Happy birthday, my dearest friend! Hope you have the best day celebrating. I can’t wait to BOOP you on the nose in a few short months. Love you always.

🎊Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!

🎊Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you. Happy birthday!

🎊Even with your ripe old age, you’re still the best friend someone could ask for. I’ll get the prune juice ready though. Happy Birthday.

🎊Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

🎊Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!

🎊A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”. Happy birthday!

🎊Here’s to many more rotations around the sun. May you live to be old and toothless – Jell-O is the caviar of the future! Happy Birthday.

🎊May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.

🎊Happy Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.

🎊On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!

🎊Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!

🎊Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy Birthday.

🎊Happy birthday to our smart, talented, superbly awesome and crazy cute niece! You obviously take after your favorite aunt hehe!

🎊One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are… Happy birthday!

🎊Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock!

🎊Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… And definitely not acting it.

Funny birthday wishes for men

Wishing a happy birthday can often prove to be a titanic undertaking for anyone; we strive to find beautiful and original phrases to create textbook greeting cards, but we almost always find ourselves with the usual traditional and obvious wish, heartfelt and resentful images that sin of banality and do nothing but always be the same, year after year. If a man in your life is celebrating a birthday use these funny birthday wishes for men to wish him the best on his special day.

🎊You might not be Christian Grey but I still love you more and more with each passing year! Happy Birthday to you, my better version of Mr. Grey.

🎊You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

🎊Just before I lose hope in humankind, here you come. Happy birthday, babe.

🎊Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

🎊Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!

🎊Happy Birthday To A Real Party Animal. You’re a guy who knows how to have fun, so cut loose, celebrate and have a howling good time!

🎊Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle. Happy birthday!

🎊A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!

🎊It’s your birthday! I’m bringing the fire extinguisher! Let’s get this party started! Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true this new year!

🎊Roses are red, skateboards are sick, wishing happy birthday to you ya big… Catch! Yup, you’re a great, big catch.

🎊I hope you have a great birthday my love! In fact, I know you will! As I am in it! Happy Birthday!

🎊He celebrates his birthday every year because he has to feed me for his birthday gift each year!

🎊Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

🎊Dear husband, it is your birthday today. I wanted to wish you the very best, but you already have me. No need. Happy birthday.

🎊Another year together has come and gone. What ever would I do without you? Not open jars, that’s for sure. Happy birthday man!

🎊They say it’s the thought that counts. So I thought I’d save my money instead of buying you a gift. Best wishes, happy birthday!

🎊Happy Birthday from someone who puts up with your belching, farting, scratching, and remote control hogging!

🎊When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.

🎊One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!

🎊Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

🎊You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

🎊Happy birthday! I would sing you a birthday song but that wouldn’t be a very pleasant sound in your ear.

🎊I’m beginning to feel like I was born to keep track of your birthdays because I never seem to forget them. Happy birthday to you, my baby.

🎊Happy birthday from the one person who knows all of your flaws and imperfections, but still loves you anyway!

🎊Thanks for being such a great guy! Great big, that is. Happy birthday!

🎊You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.

🎊You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!

🎊For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

🎊Gone are the days when you spit all over a cake and watch your friends eat it with a smile. Embrace the new normal birthday.

🎊Happy Birthday, Baby. I promise that if I get mad today, I won’t take it out on you. I’ll wait until tomorrow! Enjoy your special day.

🎊To A Brilliant Man Happy Birthday. You bring light and happiness to my life. Here’s wishing you a bright year ahead.

🎊I didn’t even have to be reminded by Facebook that it was your big day today! Impressed?! Happy Birthday to you!

🎊I’m sorry I couldn’t get Kate Upton climb inside the gift box. I still hope you like what I got you! Happy Birthday to a dirty old man!

🎊You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

🎊I don’t know how to express my feeling for your sense of possession for me. I just wanted to say you are a crazy big boy. Happy birthday, love.

🎊You are simply the best husband in the world. On your birthday, I’m wishing you lots love, kisses and hugs. Wonderful birthday darling.

🎊I hope you don’t mind that I bought you a cake to give to your mom, congratulating your mom for going thru labor and giving birth to you. I mean, she was the one who did all the work. You just kinda popped out! Happy Birthday!

🎊I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for… but go off I guess… Happy birthday!

🎊For your special day I’ve arranged a tour of the local assisted living facility! If we get your room reserved now, you get a 20% discount! I hope you enjoy your amazing day! Happy Birthday, you old fart!

🎊It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

🎊You’re pretty greasy, but I love you, I guess. Your grease never gets in the way of my love for you hehe. You also smell like my dog. Not a good smell. Love you. Happy birthday!

Short funny birthday wishes

🎈Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you, a very happy birthday. 

🎈I got you a stress ball as your present. With all the tension of growing old, you know. 

🎈The emergency department is one step away on the dial just in case you have an unexpected attack blowing the candles. Have an awesome birthday! 

🎈I hope this year you have low expectations for meals and cake. Happy birthday, you are too close to going to heaven. Happy birthday! 

🎈On your special day, I have sent you a truly beautiful gift. It’s a ghost hug. However, you can’t feel it, but it is surely there. Happiest birthday, Dad! 

🎈Have the happiest birthday! You now have officially passed the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday presents from people. 

🎈Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of teeth. 

🎈Today, I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you… that I am only here for the cake. 

🎈You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday! 

🎈Age is just a number, just like your monthly salary. They keep increasing every year. So, why do you feel frustrated for one and happy? 

🎈I didn’t get you a gift or a happy birthday card, but please accept this half-assed happy birthday wish sent via social media. 

🎈Party like it’s 1959 when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up in the hospital. 

🎈Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday! 

🎈Happiest birthday to you dear! Because of aging your teeth might fall down sooner than you think. 

🎈To my lovely friend on his birthday, I want you to know I have always respected you and admired your style and flawless grooming. 

🎈It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. 

🎈Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday. 

🎈Another year, another birthday to organize, another headache. You better get used to headaches; they become more and more common when pushing middle age! 

🎈We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year but quickly ran out of space. Happy birthday! 

🎈At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it! 

🎈Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride. 

🎈A man is as huge as his imagination and as old as his age. This is true for you. I am pleased that you still have enough teeth. Have a blessed birthday, dear! 

🎈May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about. 

🎈Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday! 

🎈Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been! 

🎈Finally, another birthday has come. It seems as if you are just polluting the earth since you have been born. Happy birthday to you! 

🎈Happiest birthday to one of my friends whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. Happy birthday! 

🎈May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday. 

🎈Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles! 

🎈Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. 

🎈I still can’t believe how big you are getting with every passing year. Many days have passed when I used to steal your cake from your plate and no one would ever be that intelligent. Happy Birthday! 

🎈Wishing you a very happy birthday, dear! I was supposed to get some alcohol but given the times we live in, I thought hand sanitizer is more suitable for you. 

🎈May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday! 

🎈Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. 

🎈This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known. 

🎈Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams! 

🎈Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true. 

🎈You forget about the past as you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and surely forget about a gift because I didn’t get you one. Enjoy the day. Wishing you warm birthday wishes. 

🎈Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse. 

🎈If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! 

🎈Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday! 

🎈If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope. 

🎈Many congratulations on reaching a new height of the game called life. Have a blessed birthday, naughty! 

🎈It’s the best time to figure out all the liars around you. Don’t be stupid by the one that tells you that you are still beautiful and young. Happy birthday! 

🎈The beautiful is still young, but you as a friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s begin the party, though! 

🎈Happy birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! 

🎈A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday! 

🎈Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday! 

🎈Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing! 

🎈Don’t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease. 

🎈As usual, I forget everyone’s birthday, but you should appreciate me as I am sending you a birthday wish. Happy birthday! 

🎈You have been so many years since you were born, and all you have gained in life is a big fatty belly. That’s a big accomplishment for the loser. Happiest Birthday, dear! 

🎈Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come. 

🎈Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick-butt, though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day. 

Birthday wishes for sister funny

A very important birthday is approaching and are you looking for completely original messages and wishes? Then you’ve come to the right place! Whether it’s a blood sister or just a best friend, the following dedications are perfect for saying “ happy birthday sister” in a unique way. Read down below and choose the best birthday wishes for sister funny to wish your sister happy birthday. 

🔔No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you sis! Have a brilliant birthday! 

🔔One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday! 

🔔I had a really funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl. 

🔔Growing up you always were a little princess and a mega diva, and I’m so pleased to see that nothing has changed since then! Happy birthday, my forever fabulous younger sister! 

🔔Thanks for being born, sis! Without you, life would be way too boring even to contemplate. 

🔔Happy birthday to my baby sister who is so cute and funny, which is probably why she reminds me so much of myself! We’re so alike it’s scary! 

🔔Congratulations on your birthday, dear! Wish you always to get what you want, no matter what it is – even my last candy or bite. I‘ll try not to be very angry. Love you and happy birthday, sister! 

🔔I was trying to think of something funny or witty for your birthday message this year, but all I could think of were silly jokes and cliche anecdotes. I guess you got the gift of being both the younger ones and the funny one, sis! 

🔔Almost 30… eek! Happy Birthday, sister bear! Enjoy your quarantine birthday… you hate people anyway. Lol. Love you so much. 

🔔Happy Birthday, dear younger sister. When will you ever grow mature? 

🔔Happy Birthday little sis. No matter how much you’ve grown or matured, you will always be the silly Lil sister to me. 

🔔To the sibling, I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for! 

🔔Happy birthday to your equally wonderful elder sister, sis! 

🔔There’s nothing quite as precious as the bond between siblings. I love you and hope you’ll have a perfect birthday. 

🔔The most heartfelt wishes to my incredible sister! You mean so much to me, cutie, I wish you all the happiness in the world! 

🔔When I look at you, I feel like I am looking at myself in the mirror. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see you. Happy birthday sis. 

🔔Enjoy the next three years until you are officially OLD! Love, Your younger sister. 

🔔Happy Birthday, dear one. I love you and will love you until the very end. To be clear, this doesn’t mean that you are any better than me. Love you. 

🔔Happy Birthday, Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat. 

🔔I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday! 

🔔Sister, no one shines as brightly as you do. You do more than stand out in a crowd; you dazzle people with your kindness and generosity. Thanks for always bringing the sparkle into my life. 

🔔Happy 21st Birthday, sister!!! So happy that you are finally able to do our liquor store runs!! This summer is about to be LIT! Love you so much!!! 

🔔Happy freakin’ Birthday, sister! You are gonna have a fabulous 34th! It’s time for some fun times with our favorite wines! Love you the most. 

🔔Happy birthday little sister, now that you’re older I hope that makes you less evil of a bit of devil. 

🔔Friends may come and go throughout my life, but family is forever. I am so grateful that I have a sister as wonderful as you by my side. There is no one I would rather have as a sister than you. 

🔔Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then! 

🔔Usually, wisdom comes along with age. It looks like you haven’t reached that age yet, so celebrate your birthday as crazy as it is possible! Happy birthday, sister! 

🔔Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday! 

🔔The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday! 

🔔I look at people growing apart as they grow up. Then I always feel fortunate to come home to a lethally annoying sibling, you. Happy Birthday, kiddo. 

🔔You have indeed given me nerves of steel, Happy Birthday little sister. 

🔔Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you! 

🔔No one has quite a little sister like you. You are not only crazy but funny at the same time. Happy Birthday. 

🔔Happy Birthday, Sis, but that doesn’t mean that you don’t have to do the chores…. 

🔔Happy Birthday little sister, I may have always been the smart one, but you have always been a great sidekick. 

🔔Be thankful that I remember your day. You owe me a tribute for remembering this mishap of your birth. Happiest birthday to the youngest and spoiled member of the house. 

🔔On your big day, I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of our grandfather! 

🔔Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet. I wish you always be happy and skinny, my lovely beautiful sister! 

🔔Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear! 

🔔Happy Birthday To A Lovely Sister. Wishing you love, success, and happiness in your life. Have a great day! 

🔔Having a sister is like being blessed with two of everything. Two closets, two sets of makeup, and two hearts that are always connected. Thanks for always sharing your things with me even when you didn’t want to. Happy birthday! 

🔔Happy Birthday to a wonderful friend. Some people are born with a sister. I found one in you. 

🔔Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday, sis. 

🔔Happy birthday to you! How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis! 

🔔I never thought that having a little sister would be similar to taking care of a tiny monkey, but I would never have it any other way. 

🔔Out of all of siblings, life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift. 

🔔Hooray, it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day! 

🔔Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back! 

🔔Happy Birthday to a great sister, a wonderful friend, and an all-around amazing person! 

🔔I’m late, I’m late for a very important date! That date is… your birthday! Happy Birthday, sister! I love you! I hope your birthday was everything you wanted it to be and more! 

🔔Happy birthday, sis! I love everything about you, no matter whether you’re with makeup or not because those panda’s eyes are right for you. You look sweet. Congratulations! 

🔔Congratulations on another new wrinkle on your baby face, sister! You still look pretty, no matter how old you are. And I’m not sarcastic at all. 

🔔I would tell you not to grow up too quickly and simply cherish the years, but you seem to be doing a pretty good. 

🔔Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love. 

🔔You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday! 

🔔One more step closer to Alzheimer‘s, sis? Don‘t worry! Sometimes it’s good don’t remember things you don’t want. With this thing I congratulate you. 

🔔What would the world be without bright sunshine and the morning dew? That is how dark and dull my life would be without a sister like you. Happy birthday. 

🔔You know you get the most attention, right? So what exactly is the point of a whole day dedicated to you? Anyways, happy Birthday! 

🔔The fact that you are now grown up and about to move out brings me to tears, as now I’m going to find money to hire a maid. 

🔔Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child. 

🔔Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday! 

🔔Happy birthday, Sis, I hope you can wear those diapers yourself now because I am not helping. 

🔔Happy Birthday, sister! You better go check if you grew! I’m so glad the aliens sent you to earth all those years ago to be my sister. I hope you have a fun birthday! We love you! 

🔔It is said that if you don’t do wild things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to talk about when you’re old. Happy birthday dear sister, I hope you have a *memorable* day! 

🔔You’re truly one in a million – so kind, caring, and sweet. To be honest, I am not sure how we are even related! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are. 

🔔Happy birthday to my baby sister who sometimes is so annoying that I wish she was far away, but deep down I know I would miss her after just one day! 

🔔I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister! 

🔔You’re not actually old… I guess. You’re one of my favorite humans & you’re beautiful! I hope your day is fantastic. 

🔔How incomplete would one earring look when worn without the other? That is how I would look without you. Happy birthday. 

🔔Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser! 

🔔Have I ever mentioned, how wonderful and comfortable your clothes are? No? Ups, sorry, they really are. Thanks! Happy birthday, sis, and hope your closet will always be full. 

🔔This year I decided to get you the type of gifts any beautiful young woman could use – a taser, pepper spray, and pocket knife. 

🔔Happy birthday from one wise elder sister to her younger and more beautiful baby sister! 

🔔Happy 18th Birthday, sister! I wish I could be there to celebrate with you. I’m so proud of you and I miss you every day! Now that you’re a legal adult, try to make better choices than I did! Haha! Love you to the moon and back Birthday Girl! 

🔔No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face. Happy Birthday Sister! 

🔔Although we’re usually laughing at each other, I’ll always be laughing beside you. Take a deep breath and keep slaying! Happy Birthday, Sis. 

🔔Some people command respect, some admiration, some jealousy, some competitiveness, and others, unconditional love. But you command all these things at once. Happy birthday to my perfect sibling. 

🔔job of that all by yourself, my dear sister! I’m wishing you a very happy birthday and sending a big kiss! 

🔔On your special day, I want to confess that I could never find a better crime partner than you. All of my cray ideas are implemented successfully just because of you. I’m so lucky to have a cute little baby sister. 

🔔A huge thank you for being my bodyguard, best friend, and secret keeper. I don’t know what I’d do without you! 

🔔You possess all of my good qualities but better if such a thing is even possible! 

🔔Happy birthday to you! You look like a Chimpanzee, and you belong in a zoo! There you go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas! 

🔔I told mom when we found you in the woods that if we brought you home, fed, and treated you right, you would grow up to be a great person, and as usual, I was right. 

🔔Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday! 

🔔Forget about your past and future, sis. Everything the most beautiful is waiting for you… near, next to the corner. And it’s me! Happy birthday, my darling! 

🔔Happy Birthday to the most competitive person I came across in my life. I don’t know though, why could you never accept my win against you….. 

🔔Happy birthday to you today, sis! 

🔔I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl. 

🔔Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Enjoy your day! 

🔔Hey sister, from start to finish, may every moment of your big celebration be spectacular. Happy birthday! 

🔔It may be your birthday today but even if you are 100 years old, you still always going to be my little monkey. Happy birthday, Sis. 

🔔Do you know, you are the luckiest person in the world, sis? Wondering why and how? Just because you have ME. I know, I‘m cool. Wish you to be the same. ! 

🔔BFF means Best Friends Forever but do you know what SBFD means? It means Sister but Best Friend in Disguise. Happy birthday. 

🔔Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my almighty younger sister! She might be little, but don’t let that fool you… she can certainly make her presence known when she wants to! She’ll never go unnoticed, that’s for sure! 

🔔Sis, you are like a parent, teacher, and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing. 

Funny birthday wishes for husband

If your love’s birthday is approaching, don’t be caught unprepared! Best wishes are a detail not to be overlooked and a nice gift is not enough but to show all your love. Accompany your gift with the right wish and if you are not really good with words let yourself be inspired by one of the many proposals you find in this article! Read down below and choose the best funny birthday wishes for husband.

🥳️Happy Birthday! The day you became my husband was the happiest day of my life. I love you with all my heart and always will. Today I send wishes for a birthday that is as wonderful as you, My Love. 

🥳️After all this time, I still can’t keep my hands off you. You’re hotter than the candles on the cake. Happy Birthday, Sexy Man! 

🥳️Happy birthday to my super-awesome, wonderful, outrageously funny, handsome, and charming husband! 

🥳️Hey Hubby, for your birthday, I wanted to wish you the very best possible. Then I remembered… you already have me. So no need. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️Happy Birthday, Sweetheart. Thanks for brightening my days. 

🥳️Here’s to a husband who still likes to embrace his inner bad boy… without ever leaving the couch. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️A yearly reminder, dear Husband, to be careful about laughing about my choices. After all, you’re one of them. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️My amazing husband, you’ve been working so hard. Today, take a seat, grab a beer, and get ready to enjoy some of my amazing cake. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️All my love, [your name] 

🥳️Birthdays only come once a year, but you bring me happiness every single day. I’m so glad that you’re here to share my life with me. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️From the moment I met you, I knew that I wanted to share my life with you. I am so lucky to have found such a loving and caring man. You’ve always been there for me, and I can’t imagine it any other way. Happy Birthday to my love and my best friend! 

🥳️Happy Birthday to the man whose kiss changed my life forever. 

🥳️You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️To my wonderful husband, I never believed in soulmates until I met you. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️Happy Birthday to my favorite adventurer. I would never have gone so many places without you. Now let’s plan the next trip! 

🥳️Happy Birthday to a magical husband. You turned me to goo with your wizardly smile all those years ago, and I gotta say you still have that magic touch! 

🥳️Happy Birthday to my bright-eyed husband. No matter how old you’re turning, you’ll always be young at heart. 

🥳️Happy birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass! I love you. 

🥳️Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it’s payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon. Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband in English. 

🥳️Happy birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass! I love you. Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband in English. 

🥳️The best part of every day is sharing it with a husband I love. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️You may not have the hero-physique, strength, or endurance, but no one takes out the garbage quite like you! Happy Birthday to a Super Husband! 

🥳️Happy Birthday! I fell in love with your brilliant smile and contagious laugh. Tonight, my husband, let’s see you smiling and laughing like the day we fell in love. Here’s to you! 

🥳️I may not have been your first date, your first kiss, your first love, or even your first marriage. I just want to be your last everything. Happy Birthday, My Love. 

🥳️Some days you’re my hero. Other days, you’re my knight in shining armor. But today you’re the king of the cake! Happy Birthday! 

🥳️Cheers! It’s your birthday! Let’s party like when we first met. 

🥳️I rely on you so much – for your wisdom, strength, encouragement, and belief in me. And for your love. Today and every day you can rely on me too! Happy Birthday Husband! 

🥳️Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it’s payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon. 

🥳️You’re my husband, my daily companion, and my best friend. Happy Birthday! Let’s make every day this good. 

🥳️I wish you a totally perfect day for a perfect husband. Happy Birthday, Honey. 

🥳️Dear husband, Every year I wish you the best. The best outcomes and opportunities, the best health and wellness, and all the hope, love, and happiness in the world. Every year we have our ups and downs – more ups than downs. The low points we weather together. The high points we enjoy all the more at each other’s side. So here’s to another year and another Happy Birthday. I wish you all the best! With Love, Your Wife. 

🥳️Wishing a happy birthday to the man whom I love the very most. This is for giving me so many wonderful memories. I know we have many more yet to come! 

🥳️Strength, feeling, integrity, kindness, and goodness. You check all the boxes and then some. The longer I know you, the more I find to appreciate you. To me, there’s no one else on earth more genuine and precious than you. Happy Birthday, My Love. 

🥳️Every day, you make me feel like I’m falling in love with you for the first time over and over again. Today is no exception. Happy Birthday, it’s a good day to fall in love! 

🥳️To my wonderful husband, I fell in love with your sense of fun. I always admire the way you can make friends with everyone we meet. You bring smiles to every occasion. Today, I hope your birthday is full of laughter and good times! 

🥳️If I don’t wake next to you, the sun won’t shine for me. The days will be the longest if you are away from me. You are someone that gives me love and air to breathe. Happy birthday! 

🥳️Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. Then, I remember that I put up with you too. That means we’re even! Happy Birthday to a husband, companion, and best friend! 

🥳️You may not have the hero physique, strength, or endurance, but no one takes out the garbage quite like you! Happy Birthday to a Super Husband! 

🥳️Happy Birthday to the only person I ever want to grow old and cranky with. Let’s go shoo squirrels off the porch! 

🥳️You’re so much fun to be married to. I love every day of our life together, especially this one! Happy Birthday! 

🥳️For my husband! You ask me why I love you. Well, you’re handsome, brilliant, clean, fastidious. But most of all, you’re never home… Well, you know what they say, ‘Distance makes the heart grow fonder.’ Happy Birthday! 

🥳️Here’s to a husband who still likes to embrace his inner bad boy… without ever leaving the couch. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️Thank you for making so many incredible memories with me. Those are the best gifts I’ve ever received. Our life together is full of surprise and laughter. I firmly believe that the best is yet to come. Here’s to a beautiful future together, and may your birthday be filled with contentment and delight! 

🥳️There isn’t enough wrapping paper in the world to contain all the love I have for you. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart! 

🥳️Hey Hubby, for your birthday, I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring. Then I remembered… you already have me. So no need. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️From our first drink together to our last, I’ll never regret sharing a table with you. Happy Birthday, Husband! 

🥳️Happy Birthday to my husband! Whatever journey the year ahead brings, I’m so lucky to share it with you. 

🥳️Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with light, your lungs with laughter, and your eyes with merriment. All I wish for today is to see you happy and loved, dear Husband. You’re worth every effort. 

🥳️Every day, you are my companion, my comforter, and my friend. I am so blessed to have and to hold you as my husband. Happy Birthday! 

🥳️Your special day is here! Today you’re presented with stacks of gifts, a fabulous cake, and more drinks than you can handle! It’s all about you, Hubby, so be sure to have lots of fun! 

🥳️It’s the best thing in life when you find someone who knows all your flaws, has seen all your mistakes, someone who can account for each of your weaknesses, and, all the while, still thinks that you’re absolutely amazing. Happy Birthday, Husband! 

🥳️I believe in you. You have amazing dreams and the ability to make them happen. There’s nothing you can’t do! You have so many amazing qualities and gifts. And I know you can do whatever you set your mind to. Happy Birthday, let’s make these wishes come true! 

🥳️It’s your birthday, let’s get up to some mischief! 

🥳️Happy Birthday my Handsome Man! 

🥳️I still remember the moment when we looked into each other’s eyes and said I love you for the first time. Every day still feels just like that, especially today. Happy Birthday, I love you. 

🥳️Husband, you are like mac-n-cheese. So very cheesy, but also so very comforting. Today let’s relax and enjoy your birthday! 

🥳️Every time I have a bad day, I refer to someone that loves me and my day gets better. Every day I see you, you make me feel special and cared for. Thanks for everything and have a wonderful birthday. 

🥳️For some reason, when I go birthday shopping for you, I end up finding a lot more gifts for myself. Your birthdays are always really expensive, but you’re worth it. Happy Birthday, Hubby! 

🥳️I love your smile, your kiss, your touch, and every little thing you do. Happy Birthday to my wonderful, sexy husband. With all my love, 

🥳️Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy Birthday! 

🥳️Riches? Money? I have everything I need because my husband has a heart of gold! Happy Birthday, My Love. 

🥳️Happy Birthday to my husband. You’re the best thing in this world. It’s true. I can’t imagine my life without you. Now, let’s get this party started! 

🥳️I love you so much more today than I did yesterday, and that’s not even a tenth of how much I’ll love you tomorrow. My love for you grows daily. Happy Birthday, Husband. 

🥳️I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have the head start. Happy Birthday, Love! 

🥳️If this were a book, you would be the Prince. If it were a movie, you would be the Hero. But, since this is our life, you are my everything. Happy Birthday, Love. 

🥳️Husband, you are like mac-n-cheese. It’s very cheesy, but also very comforting. Today let’s relax and enjoy your birthday! 

🥳️Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s make some mischief today and every day! 

Funny birthday wishes for brother

🔆We might fight and disagree but you are always my small brother. Happy Birthday, brother! 

🔆Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day! 

🔆As soon as I saw you, I knew a grand adventure was about to happen. 

🔆As your younger sibling, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha! 

🔆To the baby boy who has grown so fast to become a man. I wish you the best happy birthday brother. 

🔆When I reach your age I’ll still be younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy birthday! 

🔆Happiness is having a brother like you. Sending you lots of love today. 

🔆You may not be getting any younger, but at least you’re still younger than me. Happy birthday little bro! 

🔆Brother tries to over smart other brother, which is making dumb of each other. Happy birthday dear brother! Love you. 

🔆Happy birthday little brother! Please don’t tell anyone how old you are this year because then you’ll give away my age too! 

🔆I wish you all the things in life as you celebrate your special day. Happy birthday small brother! 

🔆Brothers and sisters are supposed to fight, but we’ve been lucky to be best friends. Happy birthday, Bestie. 

🔆I know that I’ve been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, “You’re welcome!” Happy Birthday little brother! 

🔆May this special day in your life be beautiful, full of love and happiness! Happy Birthday, brother! 

🔆I did whatever I could to find the most ingenious, useful, and exorbitant birthday gift for you but I couldn’t do anything except my valuable presence at your birthday party. Don’t be sad little brother, your best birthday gift is loading. Happy birthday and have a great one! 

🔆birthday wishes to brother. 

🔆It’s your birthday today, and I’m once again reminded how old I’m getting. Oh well – enjoy your day! 

🔆No matter what happens in life, never give up on chasing your dreams! You’ve got this bro! Happy Birthday! 

🔆Sometimes you drive me crazy, but I promise I do love you! Happy birthday my cute little bro. Life just wouldn’t be the same without you! 

🔆Brothers are loyal for you. And this is the reason they are so costly as you are. And tell me why you have washed your face with cheap face wash? By the way wishing happy birthday brother! 

🔆Bro! Happy Birthday. May today be filled with fun and laughter. 

🔆Happiness is the love of a brother. Many more happy returns of the day. 

🔆Happy birthday bro! I feel blessed to have a brother and buddy rolled into one. May your special day be loaded with happiness and love. 

🔆Happy birthday, brother, you are such an awesome brother I have. 

🔆It is just the other day, you were very tiny, now look at you, a grown-up little brother. I wish you a Happy Birthday little brother! 

🔆There is no other day that I am happier to call you my brother than today, your birthday. 

🔆You are really my favorite younger brother..Have a fantastic birthday! 

🔆You should be declared as the world’s luckiest younger brother because when your elder brother is so successful, smart, and rich, luck is bound to deviate towards you. Happy birthday to my funky little brother. Be happy and keep hustling in life! 

🔆I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to not make mom and dad mad. I can’t wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy Birthday. 

🔆I used to have a sweet, cute, little brother. Now I have you. I’m still trying to figure out what went wrong. Happy Birthday! 

🔆In life “you have to appreciate the little things”, so on this day I appreciate you my little bro, even though you’re usually so annoying! Hope you have a great birthday! 

🔆birthday wishes for little brother. 

🔆I hope that this birthday will make you a little wiser, but we both know that won’t happen. 

🔆My sweet Li’l brother..Many more happy returns of the day. 

🔆I just want you to know that I’m looking out for you today and always will, little brother. Happy birthday! 

🔆You are my best gift ever, happy birthday to my beloved brother! 

🔆There is no other day like today – your birthday – that puts a smile on my face. Happy Bday little one. 

🔆Life has been worth loving with you, my little brother. Wish you a Happy Birthday my little brother! 

🔆Hope you have a blast on your birthday little bro! 

🔆Happy birthday bro! Congratulations on another trip around the sun! 

🔆Wishing a wonderful younger brother a wonderful birthday! 

🔆It‘s a great blessing to have such a loving and understanding brother like you. I love you and wish you a brilliant birthday!!! 

🔆You are the best younger brother in the whole world. Happy birthday to my younger brother! 

🔆They call you their best friend, but to me, you are still my little brother. Happy Birthday, bro! 

🔆I really think the universe has so many great things in store for you little bro! Have a great birthday and a great year ahead! 

🔆When you were a small kid, river always flowing from your nostrils. Wishing happy birthday dear brother! Keep hanky always pinned to your shirt! 

🔆I know you are younger but better than me in most of the things like sleeping more, eating more, failing in examinations, and getting rejected in job interviews. Thank you for being better than me in all these things and listening to the taunts of family members. Happy birthday, little brother! 

60th birthday wishes funny

Compared to a few decades ago, those who are 60 are no longer considered elderly, but on the contrary at this age you can still feel perfectly capable of making new projects and dedicating yourself to new adventures. The 60 years can therefore be seen as a new beginning towards a stage in life where you will have more time to dedicate to yourself, starting to reap the rewards of what has been sown earlier. Send these 60th birthday wishes funny to someone special who is celebrating the 60th birthday.

🔸Good thing people don’t age as fast as some other things like dogs, cars, or computers. I’m glad you are a human instead of a dog, because otherwise you’d be dead by now.

🔸May your turning the milestone age of 60 make you feel more relaxed knowing that your life troubles are all temporary but you still have some time to enjoy the things and people you love. (Philosophical 60th birthday message).

🔸I am glad that I got to spend time with while you were in your 50s and I’m looking forward to spending even more time with you this next decade.

🔸It’s time that you finally admit that those “character lines” are really just wrinkles.

🔸Turning 60 is just a new chapter in a long book.

🔸Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.

🔸Becoming a senior citizen isn’t about what you can no longer do. There’s cool new stuff you can do now that young people can’t, such as driving very slowly, paying less at Denny’s, and collecting social security.

🔸Age is just a number, and yours just starts with a 6 now!

🔸Dad, I just want to wish you the happiest of 60th birthdays. Growing up with you around was always an adventure and here’s to many more!

🔸I’m so glad we get to celebrate your special day together – happy 60th birthday sweetheart.

🔸Enjoy your last decade of driving faster than your age. When you get in your 70’s, 60 mph will be way to fast. Your top speed and age are the same in your 60’s.

🔸You’re finally old enough to get around to doing all the stuff that you wanted to do before you turn 70.

🔸This will be a great year to be a 60-year-old.

🔸Congratulations on turning 60. Now you can wear anything you want and no one will care.

🔸At 60, you have the combined wisdom of 6 10-year-olds, the intelligence of 3 20-year-olds, the wit of 2 30-year-olds, and the memory of 60 1-year-olds.

🔸Apologies, we couldn’t find a cake big enough to fit all sixty candles… hope this will do and that you have an amazing birthday!

🔸The phrase zero to 60 means your life is flashing before your eyes.

🔸Turning 60 just means getting your way more often.

🔸20 means a beautiful body, but 60 means a beautiful mind.

🔸Goodbye full price. Hello senior citizen discounts!

🔸Everyone goes through grief in their own way. You have lost your 50s, and I hope you are able to move toward acceptance before you hit your 70s.

🔸Break out your bikinis because 60 is the new sexy.

🔸60 means embracing the good life. And more naps.

🔸Happy Birthday! This year, we’ve planned to celebrate at the ancient history museum to make you feel more at home.

🔸To my other half – I have no idea what I would do without you in my life, wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

🔸Whatever would I do without you? Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!

🔸Instead of adding blueberries to your cornflakes, you just sprinkle them with your morning medications.

🔸When I turned 50, I told myself that at least I wasn’t 60. Now that I’m 60, I just wish I could go back to 50.

🔸I’m so blessed to have a great parent like you to look up to. You deserve the world, happy 60th birthday!

🔸Forever grateful that I met you and hope to make your special day that bit more wonderful. Happy birthday, my love.

🔸Don’t think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59.

🔸They say with age comes wisdom… so what happened to you?

🔸You can’t regret what you can’t remember.

🔸I don’t think you’ll miss your 50s much with as much fun as we are planning to have during your 60s.

🔸Before that birthday hits, invest in a multipack set of lighters. You’ll run out of fluid before you can light all five-dozen candles on your cake with just one.

🔸With how popular gray hair is with teens nowadays, your grandkids will be super jealous that your silvery hue is all natural.

🔸Don’t feel bad about turning 60, at least none of your teenage mistakes are immortalized on the internet.

🔸It’s not that 60-year-old people are lazy—by 60, they’re masters at efficiency.

🔸Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall. There’s a 59 candle limit.

🔸Congratulations! In only 40 years you’ll be a century old.

🔸Life at 60 is just as exciting as any other age if you want it to be. Enjoy your 60’s!

🔸60 is really only 40 in metric time.

🔸Every child deserves a parent like you! Wishing you the happiest of 60th birthdays, which we’ll be sure to celebrate in style.

🔸At 60 years old your experience becomes as valuable as your natural talent. Happy birthday to an experienced and talented person! (Sincere 60th Birthday Message).

🔸Congratulations, you are now old enough you can use your back or your demented mind as an excuse to get out of just about anything you don’t want to have to do. Happy 60th birthday!

🔸When you turn 60, you really have a good view of all ages. You’re not far from the finish line, and you can laugh at all the people who think 40 or 50 is old.

🔸In your 60s, you get to be wise enough to know what is worth spending your time and energy to do. I hope it’s an amazing next decade.

🔸You remember back to when you used to need a booster seat at restaurants and realize that now you could use one to see over the dash on your car.

🔸60 is the age of reason. You’re mature enough to avoid bad decisions, and you’re young enough to remember past mistakes.

🔸Have fun celebrating but don’t get too plastered – I think a hangover at 60 would just kill you outright.

🔸I can’t quite believe you’re sixty; it feels like only yesterday was the day we first met.

🔸Trying to remember what you wanted to wish for leaves the candles burning on your cake long enough to set off the smoke detector.

🔸Welcome to your sh*tty sixties!

🔸You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.

🔸Now that you’re 60, everything you say sounds wise.

🔸At 60 years old, people at work will finally start to listen to you, and who cares if you don’t realize that they are listening because they think you say funny stuff. Congratulations on becoming the old witty coworker.

🔸People will now respect you just because of your age.

🔸Don’t worry, you’ll only feel one year older next year when you turn 61.

🔸You have at least 60 things to be grateful for, and I have one at least one: you.

🔸Time to start ironing out that wrinkly skin now that you’re officially 60.

🔸You just got a whole decade more distinguished than a 50-year-old.

🔸Beware! Your carefully saved nest egg has flown the coop.

🔸60 looks so good on you… it’s twice what you were at 30.

🔸60 means being carefree… just a little more forgetful.

🔸60 means seeing the world differently… through glasses.

🔸Turning 60 is like reliving your 20s. Three times.

🔸60 years old – but don’t worry, you’ve still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.

🔸Your body may have aged, but you’re still as immature as ever.

🔸I’m wishing you a great 60th full of all the things that you are still wanting to experience. Have fun with the next decade.

🔸We had a bet going on whether you’d reach 60 or not, so thanks for costing me £5.

🔸At 60 you shouldn’t stay in the bath or shower too long. The wrinkles might stay.

🔸You’re no longer middle aged.  So… what does that make you? End aged? That sounds depressing. Happy 60th birthday!

🔸Just a few more years until senior citizen discounts will pay for half of all your expenses.

🔸Since the start, you have made me feel like the luckiest person alive. Happy birthday my darling, I love you endlessly.

🔸I think you’re going to come to find out that your 60’s will be as energetic and active as your 20’s… It’s just that you’ll have people in their 20’s doing most of your work for you.

🔸You’re going to need a huge cake for all your candles. With 60 candles this year, it’s best if you use fake LED candles so you don’t pollute the air and cause global warming. You’d have to get the fire department to help you put all those candles out.

🔸60 means you’re just as attractive as ever… just with a few more grey hairs.

🔸60 is beauty. Vintage beauty.

🔸Just think, you’ll be 70 in just 10 short years.

🔸I hope that during this decade you are paid back some of what you have contributed to society, family, and work.

🔸Look 40, act 20, and you’ll ace this whole being 60 thing.

🔸You look brilliant – I know it took 60 years, but it paid off.

🔸I’ll tell you what, you don’t look a day over 59 – happy 60th birthday!

🔸More people turning 60 means more laughter in the world.

🔸Your 60 years of living have been a great blessing to your family and friends, and our lives are all enriched because of you. We’re wishing you a great 60th birthday!

🔸A man in his 50s brags about his net worth. A man in his 60s brags about the fish in his net.

🔸Do you know what the best part about turning sixty is? Wrinkles are to be expected at your age. Happy Birthday!

🔸Promise me one thing. Please, whatever you do, don’t look up the average life expectancy now that you have turned 60.

🔸Time is ticking; it won’t be long before I ship you off to the old people’s home!

🔸You really are the glue of this family, happy 60th birthday!

🔸Now that you’re 60, you’re going to have to stop acting like a 20-year-old. Your midlife crisis just graduated.

🔸60 is like a great meal. Well-seasoned.

🔸60’s not so bad. Remember the 60s were the Golden Era!

🔸At 60, years can feel like minutes. That would make you one hour old. I hope you live your next hour as well as your first.

🔸If time speeds up as you get older, then you’re going at least 60 miles per hour!

🔸I hope this decade of your 60s is your most fun yet!

🔸Don’t let your 60th birthday get you down…it’ll take a forklift to get you back up.

🔸Good thing wrinkles don’t come as quickly as years. Happy 50th wrinkle!

🔸Too bad we can’t get people cake and celebrate their lives at times other than their birthdays. Then people could really enjoy the celebration without feeling really old. Oh well, happy 60th birthday.

🔸Just think, this is your 60th birthday cake. Keep having birthdays so I can keep having cake every year on this day.

🔸Just think about how young 60 will seem when you’re 70!

🔸Happy 60th! The clothes you wore when you were younger are finally back in style.

🔸If you start telling people you are 70 now, they’ll be amazed by how good you look for your age.

🔸60 might just be a number, but it’s a f*cking big one!

🔸Just to put things into perspective, once you turn 60, you get free prescriptions, and I think that says everything about what the future holds for you.

🔸Happy 60th birthday mum – you’ve been my rock all these years and truly made me who I am today, thank you.

🔸60 is just the numeric equivalent for aging well.

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