Knock, knock! Who is there? You. You who? Tu-hoo, anyone at the market for some belly laughs? If so, you are in the right place because the joke is on us, literally. We know your type – you can’t get enough of daddy’s mundane (but awesome) jokes, whether you’re the deliverer or the recipient. But when you’re not laughing and slapping your knee at everyone else’s jokes, you’re on the hunt for your own comic material.
Luckily for you, we’ve rounded up some of the best knock knock jokes to pop at your next family dinner, holiday reunion, or game night with your friends. Looking for funny jokes for children? We got it. Adult jokes full of meaning? Yes, those too. Some are flirtatious, others a little dirty (don’t worry, nothing the kids can’t see) and all are bound to make you moan. Continue to read and choose the best knock knock jokes to share on social media or with friends and family.
Funny knock knock jokes
What is the name of a statement, action, or question given with the aim of making someone laugh? The answer? A joke! And that’s how jokes are called! Its basic format starts with the sentence “What is it called” followed by the rest of the question which can be about anything. The questions are usually straightforward and can easily hook an audience, which makes them great for starting a conversation. Continue to read these funny knock knock jokes and make your friends laugh.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police. Open the door!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, hello neighbor!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie Who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? I. O. I. O. who? Me! When are you going to pay me back?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer google.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking all these questions?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frankenstein!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Who hoo? Are you an owl?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body get dressed, it’s time to go Trick-or-Treating!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nuisance. Nuisance who? What’s new since yesterday?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry! It’s only Halloween!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you, friend.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a zombie!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Close your mouth while you’re eating!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it’s kangaroo!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diane. Diane who? Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?
🔶Knock knock. Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, w-h-o.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel (no bell), that’s why I keep knocking!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door?Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke be any worse?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can open the door?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys, who? Gladys the weekend — no homework!
🔶Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go BEEP BEEP!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came right over!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Oh, forget it. It’s pointless!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
🔶Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police Police who? Police let us in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock jokes for kids
When it comes to funny jokes as they are called, watching your child guess is fun. Watching their faces as they understand the answer at the end is even more hilarious especially if the punchline is really simple or clever! You never know how a “What’s your name?” Joke will turn out, but it will definitely be fun! You do not believe me? Check out these knock knock jokes for kids and make your child laugh and think at the same time.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to unlock the door?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it’s kangaroo!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omar. Omar who? Omar goodness, it’s your birthday?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire a path, I’m coming through!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make Up Your Mind…Are You A Pig Or An Owl?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you an email! When are you gonna reply back.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting cow— Moooo!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quebec. Quebec who? Quebec to the end of the line!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Francis. Francis who? France is a country in Europe.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Whale. Whale who? Whale whale whale what do we have here?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bird. Bird who? Bird day greetings to you.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny. Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play that game!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe to no good!
🔹Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cow’s go who? No, silly. Cows go “moo!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator something nice for her birthday.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana piece of birthday cake.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott you don’t know who this is!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Let me in! Anita borrow something.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go hang out?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Osborn. Osborn who? Osborn today – wish me a happy birthday!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus who’s birthday is today?!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe-C-D-E!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for dinner, I hope!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I’m downing.
🔹Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open or what?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex! Alex who? Alex plain when you open the door!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? I think it’s pronounced “Idaho.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie more jokes? I’m running low here.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat the front door and find out!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shore. Shore who? Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? Dragon your feet again!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? China. China who? China just like old times, isn’t it?
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new toy!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s There? Imma. Imma who? Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tibet. Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise!
🔹Knock, knock. Who’s there? Althea. Althea who? Althea later alligator!
Knock knock jokes for adults
Good knocking jokes have been making people laugh for centuries, regardless of their age. Kids, grandparents and everyone else have fun with a funny joke. Sure, the best knock knock jokes may be a little corny, but that’s part of the fun. Since killer jokes have some parts, it can be difficult to remember them over time, especially for children. We have down below knock knock jokes for adults which will make every adult laugh.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivana. (Ivana who?) Ivana kiss you all over.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Phil. (Phil who?) Phil McCrackin.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Tara. (Tara who?) Tara McClosoff.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Baby owl. (Baby owl who?) Baby owl see you later at my place.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) King Yvonne. (King Yvonne who?) Kinky Von Kinkster, at your service.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Anita! Anita who? Anita you right now!
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Baghdad. (Baghdad who?) I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ida Comfort. (Ida Comfort who?) Ida comfort you a long time ago if I’d known how hot you are.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Anita. (Anita who?) Anita you inside me.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ike Anne. (Ike Anne who?) Ike Anne rock your world, baby.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Someone. (Someone who?) Someone who will get you laid.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Justin. (Justin who?) You’re justin time to see me strip for you.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you glad this isn’t actually a banana?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Amanda squeeze. (Amanda squeeze who?) You want amanda squeeze you all night?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) A yam. (A yam who?) A yam so wet for you right now.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Boss bank. (Boss bank who?) Boss bank you tonight if you’re naughty.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Parton! (Parton who?) Parton my lips for you.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Waiter. (Waiter who?) Just waiter I get my hands on you.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ida. (Ida who?) Ida rather be naked with you right now.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Iguana. (Iguana who?) Iguana feel you up, baby.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) When where. (When where who?) Tonight, my place, you and me.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Gladiator. (Gladiator who?) Gladiator during that threesome.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Lisa. (Lisa who?) Lisa you could do is help me get these pants off.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Dewey! (Dewey who?) Dewey have a condom handy?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivan. (Ivan who?) Ivan to do something naughty with you!
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ice cream. (Ice cream who?) Ice cream for you all night long.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivanna Seymour. (Ivanna Seymour who?) Ivanna Seymour of you, naked.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Jamaican. (Jamaican who?) Jamaican me horny.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Do you want two CDs? (Do you want two CDs who?) Do you want to CDs nudes?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Mayan Ipples. (Mayan Ipples who?) Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ben Hur. (Ben Hur who?) Ben hur over!
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Izzy Data. (Izzy Data who?) Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Al. (Al who?) Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Dozer. (Dozer who?) Dozer some great assets you got there.
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Howie. (Howie who?) Howie gonna get freaky tonight?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ben. (Ben who?) Ben down and kiss my booty!
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you excited to see me naked later?
💧Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Disguise. (Disguise who?) Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.
Knock knock jokes dirty
People may find dirty jokes shocking or disgusting, but no one can deny that they are fun as hell! Whether it’s dirty jokes about sex or disgusting jokes about farts and shit, dirty jokes are great for tickling the bone of fun and making people laugh to no end! Continue to read and choose the best knock knock jokes dirty and send it to your loved one or your friends to make them laugh.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? De Niro! De Niro who? De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
🥰️Knock knock! Who’s there? Aretha. Aretha who? Aretha flowers for you.
🥰️Knock knock! Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us open it up.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Algo. Algo who? Algo anywhere with you.
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Phil Phil Who? Phil McCrackin (you can also use Phil McCreviss).
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Ivanna Seymour Ivanna Seymour who? Ivanna Seymour Butts.
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Tara Tara Who? Tara McClosoff.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? You’re just in time to hear me fart!
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
🥰️Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Can I get some sweet loving?
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Mayer. Mayer who? Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Khan! Khan who? Khan-dom broke, hope you’re on the pill!
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Dragon! Dragon who? Dragon deez nuts across your face when you let me in.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for you!
🥰️Knock Knock! who’s there? marry. marry who? marry me.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
🥰️Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Anime! Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
🥰️Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? How can I kiss you I’m outside!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? You eat your poo?! Gross!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tara. Tara who? Tara McClosoff.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Juan! Juan who? The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher me, obviously.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Honey bee! Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Juno! Juno who? Juno I love you right?
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hershey’s. Hershey’s who? Hershey’s kiss!
🥰️Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Aherd. Aherd who? Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Do-ya. Do-ya who? Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Foreskin! Foreskin who? The worlds greatest foreskin teller.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.
🥰️Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!
🥰️Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? (Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?
🥰️Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Oman. Oman who? Oman, you are cute!
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Tanaka! Tanaka who? Tanaka you up!
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to Wipe my ass.
🥰️Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe give some loving?
🥰️Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? ME!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!
🥰️Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Justin Justin Who? Justin Heranus.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? I love you! I love you who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you.
🥰️Knock Knock! Who’s there? Beautiful! Beautiful who? You!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you’ll go out with me!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and kiss me!
🥰️Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon, right?
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bull. Bull who? Bullshitter!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police tell me I’m your type!
🥰️Knock knock Who’s there? I love! I love who? Awwww I love you to.
🥰️Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you!
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there ! Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
🥰️Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will be my Valentine?
🥰️Knock knock! Whos There? Kenya! Kenya who? Kenya suck this dick?
🥰️Knock knock! Who’s there? Grab! Grab who? Me!
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who Wendy you think we can go on a date?
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away, I missed you.
🥰️Knock Knock Who’s there? Candice! Candice Who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
🥰️Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not someone. Not someone who? Not someone who will get you laid.
Cute knock knock jokes
🤭What do you get when you kiss a dragon? Burnt lips.
🤭How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.
🤭What did Dolly Parton sing to the orca? “I whale always love you.
🤭Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
🤭What do you say about two fish getting married? They made it o-fish-al.
🤭What did the lightbulb say to their sweetie? “I love you a whole watt!
🤭What did one grizzly say to the other? “I’ve bear-ed my soul!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
🤭What did the volcano say to its true love? “I lava you!
🤭What did the Australian zoologist do with his sweetheart? Spend koala-ty time together.
🤭What do you call a colorful heart that loves books? Well read.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about?
🤭What did the calculator say to the pencil? “You can always count on me!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
🤭Why did the angel always wear a bow in her hair? Wearing an arrow would be dangerous.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s There? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA!!!
🤭What did the squirrel say to his lover? “I’m nuts about you!
🤭Why did the melons get married in a church? They cantaloupe.
🤭What did one little flame say to the other? “We’re a perfect match.
🤭Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
🤭Why did the man accuse his wife of robbery? She stole his heart.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
🤭What does the ghost call his true love? His ghoul-friend.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
🤭What did the poodles say to each other after making up? “Life is dog-gone ruff without you.
🤭Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? The calendar!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
🤭Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita kiss from you, please!
🤭What do you call two birds who are in love? Tweethearts!
🤭What do you call two rabbits in bed? Snuggle-bunnies.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
🤭Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you a whole lot.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? FBI. FB…We’re asking the questions here.
🤭Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby, Yoda one for me!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Tank. Tank Who? You’re welcome.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.
🤭What do squirrels give each other? Forget-me-nuts.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
🤭What did one watermelon say to the other? “You’re one in a melon!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you just open the door already?
🤭What did one oar say to the other? “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
🤭What did the woman with a broken leg say to her crush? “I’ve got a crutch on you!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
🤭What did the deer say to its baby? “I’m fawning over you!
🤭Why didn’t the skeleton send any cards? His heart wasn’t in it.
🤭What did the octopus say to its octopus crush? “I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
🤭What do you call two cupids who fall in love? A match made in heaven.
🤭Why are dolphins so confident? They live life with porpoise.
🤭What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
🤭Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You didn’t remember me!
🤭What did the light bulb say to the switch? “You turn me on.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
🤭Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? They will dessert you.
🤭Knock, knock! Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore you, who else?
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
🤭What did the snake say to his girlfriend? “Give me a little hiss.
🤭Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben thinking about you all day.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Amish. Amish who? You’re not a shoe!
🤭What did the barista say to his crush? “I like you a latte.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.
🤭What did the stamp say to the envelope? “I’m stuck on you.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
🤭What kind of architecture makes people fall in love? Heart deco.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Deja. Deja who? Knock! Knock!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
🤭Why did the soccer player dislike Valentine’s Day? He hated getting red cards.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
🤭Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, don’t you?
🤭What do you call a pair of fish? Sole-mates.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!
🤭When one satellite dish falls in love with another, what’s the best part of the wedding? The reception.
🤭What did the cat say to her girlfriend? “You’re purrr-fect for me.
🤭What did one raspberry say to the other? “I love you berry much.
🤭Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
